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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

More email inspirations (ty Noni)

KIDS QUESTIONS TO GOD
A Nun asked her class to write notes to God. Here are some they handed in:

Dear God:I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset. You made on Tuesday. That was cool
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Dear God:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones. Why don't You keep the ones You already have
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Dear God:Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other. If they had their own rooms.That's what my Mom did for me and my brother
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Dear God:If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes
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Dear God:I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family And I'm having a hard time loving all of them
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Dear God:In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation
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Dear God:Are You really invisible or is it just a trick
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Dear God:Is it true my father won't get into heaven. If he uses his bowling words in the house
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Dear God:Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that, or was it an accident
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Dear God:Who draws the lines around the countries
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Dear God:I went to this wedding and they kissed. Right in the church. Is that OK
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Dear God:Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you "Because If You did then I'm going to get my brother good
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Dear God:Thank You for the baby brother But I think you got confused because What I prayed for was a puppy
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Dear God:Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up
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Dear God:I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big But not with so much hair all over
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Dear God:You don't have to worry about me I always look both ways
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Dear God:I think about You sometimes Even when I'm not praying
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Dear God:Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best
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Dear God:My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they
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Dear GodI would like to live 900 years Just like the guy in the Bible
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Dear God:We read Thomas Edison made light, But in Sunday school they said You did it So I bet he stole Your idea...

5 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Those are awfully cute.

Kudos on going to the Hour taping. You are going to LOVE it!

Barbara said...

I know I am so happy I imagined you talking me into doing this... lol
Now tell me. What am I going to wear?
Should I make a sign saying Eva's Mom tells me to say hi?
For those of you who don't know I am going to see a George Stroumboupoulos' taping of The Hour on march 9th. For those of you who asking who George is. I have a link to The Hour. Go see.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I DID talk you into it, Barbara, didn't you feel me sending out brainwaves to you?

You may end up standing for a long time (as I did) so wear comfy shoes - not like the woman I saw at the Calgary taping who wore knee-high pink stiletto boots (with bows on them), I kid you not! Ugliest and most pretentious things I ever saw. Other than that, I would wear whatever you are comfortable in. I wore jeans and a Matt Good tank top with a sweater over top. However, I know in Montreal, you dress much better than I do.

You may feel rather ridiculous holding up a sign of any kind, but George is great about sticking around to talk afterward. And he makes time to meet with everybody. Just give him a little hug for me. Take a camera and post a this-is-me picture!

dave bones said...

this is great

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