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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Here is an offer from my friend J.C. (ty for the email)


Speaking of money
. . . . . . . . .
Money It can buy a house But not a home
It can buy a clock But not time
It can buy you a position But not respect
It can buy you a bed But not sleep
It can buy you a book But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine But not health
It can buy you blood But not life (Who buys blood?)
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I'm sharing this because I am your friend
So
Send me, ALL your money And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please! American $$ also accepted
After all, what are friends for, huh? ?
This is all the money I have 'til payday J.C. will you take a postdated cheque?
If J.C. will do this for me, he will do this for you too.

11 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Just when you think you're broke, you find that big beautiful roll of Canadian Tire money in the drawer. Heaven!

Barbara said...

lol, I needed a 'money shot' and adding the Canadian tire money was a last minute inspiration. Don't you love digital cameras?

jw said...

Americans buy and sell blood- at least they do on TV

Barbara Bruederlin said...

How on earth did we communicate prior to digital cameras?

Barbara said...

I don't remember.

Barbara said...

jw are they American vampires?

jw said...

no, they are poor people looking for money- apparently blood is a negotiable item in the US

Ellee said...

Yes, we buy and sell our blood here in America. Usually we sell it because food sounds more important at the time than keeping our pint of blood. We buy it when our life hangs in the balance, and then the blood seems more important. It's all point of view.

Barbara, I like your piece on what money can't buy. Can I steal it?

Barbara said...

Sure Ellee no problem. Edit it as you see fit and enjoy.

Barbara said...

ellee, jw and anyone else reading this, what are your answers for the 5 questions post? I realy want to know.

Ellee said...

Really? I can steal it? Thanks. Of course, your name will be attached, in case people want more of your wisdom---which I do. You got more?