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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Best Newfie/blonde joke

Best Newfie Joke Ever...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
An attractive blonde from St John's arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... YES! YES! I WON, I WON! "She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb-founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."?

MORAL - Not all Newfies are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.



This email was shared with you because I like to hear you laugh...
I was going to say groan but I don't want people phoning me up and groaning...
I don't mind if they phone me up and laugh...
No you can't have my phone number.
Any other questions?

4 comments:

Jas Bhambra said...

That was a good one, Barbara. :)

Barbara said...

Thank you jas. I am not one to encourage nefie jokes because I respect Newfoundlanders but this one was an exception because it's a joke on men. lol

(Some of my favorite people are men.)

Barbara said...

correction newfie not nefie. That is what happens when I post before I have had my coffee.

sookie said...

i've heard blond jokes my whole life but that's a new one.