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Friday, January 13, 2006

Sharing my email

A joke sent to me by a friend. Too close to the truth not to be funny
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with great boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.

be hopeful
Barbara

2 comments:

gerri said...

Barbara Your blog site is awesome!!!! very interesting stuff!!! I love the womans poem lolol...And so true about the men LOL See you soon and many blessings
Gerri
xoxoxoxox

Barbara said...

Thank you Gerri!
God bless you and thank you for you comment