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Monday, May 08, 2006

These are good questions from my email (ty JC)

Why? Why? Why?
By C. Farnham

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start?"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Got any answers?


Barbara Bruederlin said...

Of course I do. You should know by know that I have the answers to everything.
1. melanin
2. needs exposure to air
3. so they can have turnbuckles (no wait, that's wrestling)
4. cause it sticks to everything but lips?
5. in case one of the pallbearers trips
6. because they are always learning (on you)
7. don't know
8. because Microsoft is evil
9. because we have our priorities all messed up
10. because of the rush of rage you get when someone cuts you off
11. where else would you find it?
12. there is - it's called Hamburger Helper hahaha

Barbara said...

lol Barbara B. I knew you would have answers. Here you go. You win a cookie! I'll have to email you the cookie later. remind me.

Barbara Bruederlin said...


Alana said...


-Glue DOES stick to the inside of the bottle, that's why you can never get 100% of it out.

-It's called lipstick because it's for your lips, in the shape of a stick.

-Nails are placed in coffins superstitiously because back in the day they feared the un-dead.

-They use artificial flavour in lemon juice because real lemon juice tastes like ass. They use real lemon juice in dishsoap because it's acidic and fights grease.

-Rain "drops" because it's fast, snow "falls" because it's slow.

That's all I got.

Barbara said...

Good answers UniversalAlanadote.
I could send you the same prize I send Barbara B. 'cause I don't have a second prize. You want that prize?

Alana said...

Sure, I'll take a cookie. No nuts though, I don't like nuts in cookies. :P

Barbara said...

Actually I sent her a picture that Rocks! lol if I had your email I could send it to you too. I was all out of cookies... or I could post it and you could copy it... then everybody wins. Maybe next post.

Alana said...

Isn't my email address in my blog profile?

It's all good. I'll buy a cookie tomorrow and pretend it was from you while I'm eating it.

Barbara said...

I think everyone should buy cookies and pretend they are from me. I think I'll get more brownie points that way. Or is that cheating?

Ocean said...

Good Questions. My answer I have no idea. After reading these answers it Just made it all more interesting. And I would say they sure deserve a cookie. Good Answers :)