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Friday, May 19, 2006

an old email for the long weekend

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

6 comments:

sfacfan said...

an oldie but a goodie :-)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

hahaha Sadly, a lot of those are true.

Barbara said...

Yes sfacfan, I save those emails forever and sometimes it comes in handy.
Yes Barbara B.,lol, it just makes it more funny like, divorce:future tense of marriage.

Ellee said...

Thanks Barbara for a good laugh. It was well-timed.

Wandering Coyote said...

Those are really great, Barbara, and too true. I love #1.

Barbara said...

Anytime Ellee, I think laughter is as important as breathing.
I agree Wandering Coyote smoking just never made sense to me.