Subject: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addiction, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Bottom."
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called therapy.
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
be whatever you feel... or not
Barbara
8 comments:
I try to do all of these things at least once a month. Did I tell you my job is coming to an end in three months? The two statetments are not related of course...
What are you going to do after that job? Besides doing all of these routine things I mean.
erm, that's not been figured out yet. My boss was today talking about hiring me as a consultant to get his lab up and running at Oxford. The logistics of that could be tricky though.
I've applied for a few other jobs, no bites yet. Maybe I'll just start doing those sanity maintaining things on a full time basis.
Oxford as in the UK?
You shall get a job that suits your talents in accordance with the prophecy
Extra cash doing what? spamming? or putting anon. comments on innocent commercial free blogs?
No thanks! I don't believe in cash.
this is so funny, do you mind if i "borrow" this from you and post it somewhere? :)
Sure dancing nancy anything I get in my email is for anybody to use as they would thier own email. ;-)
thank you so much! :)
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