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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

In the emails.... (ty J.C.)


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like /Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, Lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide with borders now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. . . . only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA. Ruled by a dick.


Barbara Bruederlin said...

I don't get the Russian unpatrolled borders bit, as it relates to women. Oh hang on, I just got it.

Allison said...

Ha. Very funny :)

Evelyne said...

lol, the geography of men is kinda true and i like the comparaison!

hilary m. said...

That made me giggle.

AndysGirl said...

yayy Barbara, I'm not sure if I agree with the geography of women but about the men,I loved that line, it cracked me up.

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
You should post that on Funhouse or if you don't mind let me at least link to it from there. I think they'll enjoy it too.

Barbara said...

Feel free to link anything Andysgirl.