more jokes from my email
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food, a little wine and companionship. She goes Tuesday and I go Friday.
We sleep in separate beds, hers in Sydney mine in Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked her where she wanted to go for our anniversary, "Somewhere I haven't been for a long time" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, an electric toaster and an electric breadmaker. When she said that she had too many gadgets, but nowhere to sit down, I bought her an electric chair.
Remember that marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right, I just didn't know that her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to her for eighteen months - I don't like to interrupt her.
The last time we had a fight, it was my fault. She asked "What's on the TV? " I said "Dust".
In the beginning; God created the earth and rested. Then, God created man and rested. Then God created a woman. And since then, neither God nor man has rested.