Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
4 comments:
hahaha Sadly, a lot of those are true.
Yes sfacfan, I save those emails forever and sometimes it comes in handy.
Yes Barbara B.,lol, it just makes it more funny like, divorce:future tense of marriage.
Those are really great, Barbara, and too true. I love #1.
Anytime Ellee, I think laughter is as important as breathing.
I agree Wandering Coyote smoking just never made sense to me.
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